“Man Has Alarming Level Of Pride In Institution That Left Him $50,000 In Debt, Inadequately Prepared For Job Market”

Bruins rule! School spirit brah! U – C – L – A fight fight fight!

Fuck UCLA. Fuck the Regents. Fuck Bruin Pride. This is not a community. This is a brand. Don’t get branded. If you’re going to spout that shit at least cut a deal with management to get a refund on your tuition for serving as a walking advertisement.

And be sure to check out this hard-hitting news from The Onion.

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