Catch More Flies

While vinegar has always been effective, we decided to finally take advice we get so often and try the other method on management.

We were pleasantly surprised when checking our honey traps this morning…

JACKPOT – a Regent!

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Graduate Worker 101! New from PhD Comix!

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Reader reviews on the latest knee-slapper from PhD Comix:

“Lacking a serious engagement with Lacan.”

Whoa buddy! Them PhD Comix sure is good! LOL! Nothing like knowing I’m not alone in hell to get me through yet another night! LOL.”

“I don’t get it. My work is my life. My advisors help me with my work. Just a few more years of this and then I move for a post-doc. A few more years of a post-doc and then I move for a part-time teaching spot. A few more years of part-timing it, probably only a few for me, and it’s time for another sweet move to start the tenure track. A few more years on the tenure track and it’s all gravy from there on out. Gravy.”

OMG LOL! It me. LOL!

This is fine.

I DON’T FIND THIS FUNNY. FIRST OF ALL I AM REALLY SPECIAL AND SMART, TEACHER SAID SO. SECOND OF ALL WE ARE SO PRIVILEGED TO BE IN THIS PLACE. SHOW SOME GRATITUDE. IF IT WERE EASY EVERYBODY WOULD DO IT. MAYBE TRY WORKING HARDER? YOU WON’T BE LAUGHING WHEN I HAVE ALL THE GOLD STARS, WAU!” 

 

TOP SECRET LEAK! Management Program Revealed!

Seems like everything is being automated these days, including university management of challenges from students and workers.

WAU’s very own daring spy unit (Rosenberg’s Revenge) has discovered that management is running the university with the help of a computer program. At great risk to their own safety our spies were able to forward this screenshot so we could share it with you.

Truly shocking. Your tuition dollars at work, friends.

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EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Footage from UC Regent Birthing Ceremony (GRAPHIC)

WAU has been leaked top-secret footage of a UC Regent Birthing Ceremony, which was carefully smuggled off of their deep space tuition investment “Nostromo.”

Workers involved in the operation faced grave risks; from becoming potential gestation hosts, to avoiding confrontation with the ravenous hatchling, and finally to discovery of the leaking operation by agents of UCPD and the Department of Homeland Security.

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