CONTRACT VICTORY! UAW 2865 Wins Delicious Keg of Beer in Exchange for Dental Plan!

With steely nerves and divine clarity the heroic bargaining team of the UC Student-Workers Union (UAW Local 2865) has forced UC management to give up a keg of beer in exchange for our dental plan.

This unprecedented coup was the result not only of months of exceedingly cordial and orderly discussion with management wherein the case for the keg was made, but a strategic insight that is, hyperbole aside, otherworldly.

While nearly half of members surveyed indicated that the keg is inadequate and they are willing to fight for more, the bargaining team cautions that further action will undoubtedly lead to loss of those sweet, sweet suds. Pro-keg contingents of the bargaining team have reminded us that the union is too weak to make further challenges and warns that management has threatened to withdraw the keg in the event the union and its workers show insufficient levels of gratitude.

Workers Against the University welcomes the keg and celebrates the herculean effort of the negotiating team who have brought management to its knees and delivered this deal (did we say deal, we meant STEAL) to us.

Members will likely be given a chance to ratify this historic contract shortly.

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Come to Bargaining at UCLA!

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It’s bargaining day at UCLA! It is absolutely essential that workers come out for this.

There are so many good reasons. We have to show that workers stand behind the union and the demands. We have to show that we’re active and present. We have to show that we’re willing to fight.

But more than that, this is one of the few opportunities that you will ever have to tell your boss exactly how you feel and just how fucking awful they are, so that they understand there will be consequences. They just have to sit there and take it. There are few things greater than that.

Just don’t come and try to reason with them and explain your situation. They don’t care, and nothing can feel more disempowering, alienating, and humiliating than asking people who hold power over you and feel nothing but indifference or contempt for your life to “understand” so they can feign concern for 30 seconds in response to your real problems.

Seriously, they love that shit. They love to hear the sounds of employees begging and reasoning. Nothing is more reassuring to them than watching grad students still stuck in a mode of “reasonable discourse.” Nothing makes them chuckle more in the break room than the painful details of your personal story. You might as well just open your veins and let them drink directly from your body.

Instead…

Let ’em know you’re fed up. Let ’em know you know what they are and what they are doing. Let ’em know that you won’t take that shit. Let ’em know just what racist and misogynist tools they are. Let ’em hear your righteous indignation and your laughter when they squirm and rationalize and deflect. And make them understand through your clear and unapologetic anger that the crisis of our lives is going to become a crisis for them lest they change their ways.

April 19th (today)
UCLA Tennis Center
555 Westwood Plaza
Straus Clubhouse
10AM-4PM, with 12PM being the best time to show up.

Graduate Worker 101! New from PhD Comix!

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Reader reviews on the latest knee-slapper from PhD Comix:

“Lacking a serious engagement with Lacan.”

Whoa buddy! Them PhD Comix sure is good! LOL! Nothing like knowing I’m not alone in hell to get me through yet another night! LOL.”

“I don’t get it. My work is my life. My advisors help me with my work. Just a few more years of this and then I move for a post-doc. A few more years of a post-doc and then I move for a part-time teaching spot. A few more years of part-timing it, probably only a few for me, and it’s time for another sweet move to start the tenure track. A few more years on the tenure track and it’s all gravy from there on out. Gravy.”

OMG LOL! It me. LOL!

This is fine.

I DON’T FIND THIS FUNNY. FIRST OF ALL I AM REALLY SPECIAL AND SMART, TEACHER SAID SO. SECOND OF ALL WE ARE SO PRIVILEGED TO BE IN THIS PLACE. SHOW SOME GRATITUDE. IF IT WERE EASY EVERYBODY WOULD DO IT. MAYBE TRY WORKING HARDER? YOU WON’T BE LAUGHING WHEN I HAVE ALL THE GOLD STARS, WAU!” 

 

TOP SECRET LEAK! Management Program Revealed!

Seems like everything is being automated these days, including university management of challenges from students and workers.

WAU’s very own daring spy unit (Rosenberg’s Revenge) has discovered that management is running the university with the help of a computer program. At great risk to their own safety our spies were able to forward this screenshot so we could share it with you.

Truly shocking. Your tuition dollars at work, friends.

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“I am not optimistic about tuition hikes” from Free University Coalition

The Free University Coalition (which we’ll refer to fUC) has published a piece challenging UCLA’s new branding campaign, which marks a change in its attempts to erase its own oppressive history by co-opting the history of its own oppressive actions to sell more degrees, in the light of the recent tuition hikes. It is a great read full of great citations. It was also held back by the Daily Bruin for an extended period of time because they didn’t want to publish the word “herstory.” Yeah…

A letter from students and workers “of color” in the Takeover of Humanities 2

Education Should Be Free! is on fire with their letters and statements. The latest one, “A letter from students and workers ‘of color’ in the Takeover of Humanities 2” is a must read.

WAU is for solidarity with all anti-authoritarian organizing, to Autonomous Students at Santa Cruz, and all those working on the problematics of cooptation from within positions of oppression.

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We have met as students and workers “of color” – a racialized category that we recognize as unstable and ambiguous – in the University of California Santa Cruz Takeover of Humanities 2. We exist, we are out here and we have something to say.

Many of us organize with and for a wide-ranging collective called Autonomous Students (AS). When students of color in AS find it necessary to organize autonomously within the group to advance our political goals, we do so. That is because we believe in the revolutionary potential of people of color (POC) autonomy. Autonomy to us means being not just independent from, but also antagonistic to, white-supremacist-capitalist-patriarchal power structures. These centers of power include, but are not limited to: the UC president Janet Napolitano, the UC Regents, every UC campus administration, and the armed repressive force of the state and capital, the police, and those that materially…

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“Fuck the Regents and Fuck Jerry Brown Too” from Education Should Be Free

Education Should Be Free! has released a new statement in response to the generally good vibes people have been throwing Governor Brown since he used the UC Regent’s recent 27.5% tuition hike as a backdrop for his image as “defender of the people.”

Brown only differs from the UC Regents on how best to privatize. His record is antithetical to a free, public, and critical education. Brown does not have the power to save the UC. His most powerful threat, the ability to cut state funding to force a reversal in the Regents’ tuition decision, only plays into the UC Regents ultimate plan to increasingly divest and become autonomous from state-funding and accompanying legislative restrictions on how that money can be used. If Brown did have the power to force the UC to change we wouldn’t want him to use it.

Thanks to Education Should Be Free! for starting the real conversation we need to have about Governor Brown.

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“FUCK THE REGENTS!”

Every night this cry rises above the thumping music at Humanities 2. It comes from the collective voices of hundreds of furious but ludic dancers who have come here to retake their university from the forces of privatization and austerity.

Jerry Brown, the governor of California (though for our part, we refuse to be governed) announced his opposition to the tuition hikes several days before the Regents met last week to approve them. Make no mistake though, this was an opportunistic shift: he leapt from a pro-hike to an anti-hike stance when it became clear to him that the people and students of the state of California opposed them.

But we must be clear that Jerry Brown is no friend to the students, or the people, of the state of California. He opposes the tuition hikes even as he supports further cuts to the UC, CSU and…

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Chakib Mouzzaoui’s “UCLA Bonfire Protest: An Experiment in Spontaneous Democratic Direct Action”

Al-Talib Newsmagazine has published Chakib Mouzzaoui’s submission, “UCLA Bonfire Protest: An Experiment in Spontaneous Democratic Direct Action”

The piece provides an excellent timeline and general overview of how the action came to fruition, as well as providing a perspective on how it felt to participate in this specific “Spontaneous Democratic Direct Action.” Great term, by the way. Perhaps it could also have been described as a “Spontenous Direct Democracy Action.”

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Footage from UC Regent Birthing Ceremony (GRAPHIC)

WAU has been leaked top-secret footage of a UC Regent Birthing Ceremony, which was carefully smuggled off of their deep space tuition investment “Nostromo.”

Workers involved in the operation faced grave risks; from becoming potential gestation hosts, to avoiding confrontation with the ravenous hatchling, and finally to discovery of the leaking operation by agents of UCPD and the Department of Homeland Security.

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From La Gente: Privatization Disproportionately Harms the UC’s Underrepresented Communities

La Gente has published an excellent article from Todd Lu, UCLA undergraduate, outlining privatization in the context of struggles against patriarchy, mental illness, and white supremacy in addition to capitalism and the preservation of a class society. Be sure to check out the article at the source by clicking here.

Sabotaging the Brand: What Happens When You Disrupt a Pep Rally

Action at the bonfire. Photo credit Austin Yu, taken from the Daily Bruin's website.
Action at the bonfire. Photo credit Austin Yu, taken from the Daily Bruin’s website.

Last night, a collection of students from various organizations or not affiliated with anything other than their own desire to be free seized the pyre intended to serve as the focal point for the annual “Beat ‘SC” bonfire and rally.

The students who blocked the pyre on the November, 20th sent the message to administrators and students that business as usual will not continue at the privatized university.

The action, which took place last night over the course of three hours, can be described as an occupation, a reclamation, sabotage, performance art, or all of the above.

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WAU Eight Legged Freak Auxilliary Launches Daring Raid on Regent Blum

In a daring raid today in the Mojave Desert, the Eight Legged Freak Auxilliary of Workers Against the University, inspired by WAU UCI’s call to Eat the Regents, attempted to capture and devour UC Regent and architect of UC privatization Richard Blum.

Though many of Blum’s underlings and bro-ey sports fan allies were taken down in the raid, Regent Blum himself narrowly escaped on a dirt bike while sacrificing his allies to the Eight Legged Freaks.

In a show of solidarity that underscores the interconnectedness of our struggles, the Eight Legged Freaks sabotaged a tanker of gasoline, demonstrating that calls for the UC to divest from fossil fuels will be backed up by militant action.

WAU celebrates the raid and remembers the Eight Legged martyrs who sacrificed themselves for our collective benefit.

Video of the raid is provided below.

UPDATE FROM THE EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS: Those captured did indeed bleed Bruin Blue.

“A Communiqué from the UCSC Occupation of Humanities 2”

The students occupying Humanities 2 at UC Santa Cruz have released a statement.

Solidarity to those occupying Humanities 2 at Santa Cruz, Wheeler at Berkeley. Those on the quad at Davis. And to all in the UC system and beyond that are unmanageable.

If you haven’t bookmarked reclaim UC yet, be sure to do that.

A Communiqué from the UCSC Occupation of Humanities 2

The University of California was once a tuition-free and public institution. Now the students are facing yet another tuition hike. The most recent attempt to raise tuition in 2009 was successfully frozen by the courageous and necessary action of students, yet this week, the UC Regents have approved a 5% tuition increase each year for the next five years. This is in addition to the numerous increases that have occurred since the new millennium which amount to what will now be a 500% increase by 2020. Governors and legislatures have come and gone, and have continually spouted rhetoric without taking any action.

In addition to tuition increases, students face larger class sizes, fewer classes, cuts to student services, and ultimately, are paying more for less education. Of course, these measures disproportionately affects those already marginalized–women, students of color, queer students, and many more. A private business parades in the mask of a public university.

All of these issues and more are a direct result of the failed leadership of the UC Regents, a ruling junta appointed by the governor—yet rebuked in this move even by him!

Privatization threatens the promise of education for all. With this most recent tuition hike, UC students are being crushed; this is just one symptom of a global effort to privatize everything. Our water, lands and studies are being held hostage to further benefit those at the top of a horrifying capitalist economy of accumulation. It extends far beyond the university, from the extraction of natural resources, to the oppression and exploitation of laborers. We are saddled with obligations to work and incur debts at the expense of our humanity and the habitat we depend on. As students, our future labor is put on lien for the privilege of attending a once free, now mediocre, university.

The hypocrisy we face is astounding: the Regents gave 20% raises to a few campus Chancellors just weeks before hoisting more debt onto vulnerable students. Regent Bonnie Ress said they were correcting an “injustice” by bumping people up from $360,000 to $383,000. This would be laughable if it weren’t so disgusting. Never mind that the chancellors are already in the top half percent of income earners in the United States. But with ten CEOs, four corporate lawyers, two investment bankers and merely one student on the board of Regents, it is not surprising that the priorities of this institution are skewed towards the interests of those at the top.

For all these reasons, we are occupying the Humanities 2 building at UC Santa Cruz. We are using the space to do many things: to think, to strategize, to finally meet the fellow students we sit next to every day. Most of all, however, we are simply inhabiting a space that is ours in a world where nothing seems to be for us.

The students here are fed up, but we have not given up hope on one another, and we have not given up hope on you. This message is intended for our fellow students here at UCSC, but it is also for everyone else: we want to hear from alumni; from parents; from the people in our communities; from our fellow students at other UCs; from our young comrades in elementary, middle and high schools; from the workers and teachers who make this university run. We may only be in this building temporarily, but we want to build something bigger, something lasting, and we want all of you to be a part of it.

The Regents have passed their tuition hike, but this is far from over. We are calling on our allies to help us grow: more occupations will surely follow (we don’t know who plans them!), and more strikes, more disrupted meetings, more barricades, more students and allies in the street. All of this not to return to the past, but to build a new future.

We will be unmanageable until such time as there are no managers—until the Regents, tuition, and privatization are washed away in a wave of democracy.

 

“Man Has Alarming Level Of Pride In Institution That Left Him $50,000 In Debt, Inadequately Prepared For Job Market”

Bruins rule! School spirit brah! U – C – L – A fight fight fight!

Fuck UCLA. Fuck the Regents. Fuck Bruin Pride. This is not a community. This is a brand. Don’t get branded. If you’re going to spout that shit at least cut a deal with management to get a refund on your tuition for serving as a walking advertisement.

And be sure to check out this hard-hitting news from The Onion.

Student Actions Underway at UCLA

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An update from the front! Students and workers are marching, disrupting classrooms, and fucking with the Anti-USC rally.

Sitting in the bonfire pit while comrades march the perimeter. Fuck the Regents.

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OCCUPY THE BONFIRE!

And it continues!

Solidarity to students at Wheeler up in Berkeley and autonomous organizers fucking things up at Santa Cruz!

Statewide Slap-a-Regent Week!

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In the spirit of self-care and community healing practices, Workers Against the University at UCLA announces Statewide Slap-A-Regent Week! From here on out whatever week in November contains the 17th, 18th, 19th, and 20th will be Slap-A-Regent week! If those dates overlap two different work weeks then November becomes Statewide Slap-A-Regent Month!

We spend so much of our time in meetings, setting up tables, responding to emails, doing work that is often thankless and difficult with only dim hopes that it will pay off. We have to face police and supervisors of all kinds, “comrades” and “allies” who are really neither.

We have to explain to families who often don’t or can’t understand that we’re not focused on our studies because we’re protecting the school, and protecting them from costs – costs that they may already be working hard to help pay. We find ourselves in irreconcilable dilemmas of all kinds and we expect ourselves to endure and often we only stop when we’ve been destroyed or burnt out to the point we no longer have the option continuing.

We do it at the expense of our time, of our other priorities, and of our bodies. But during Slap-A-Regent Week you can do it at the expense of a Regent’s body!

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Students for Justice in Palestine Succeed in Moving USAC Board to Endorse Divestment

SJP and all allied organizers have moved USAC (Undergraduate Student Association Council) to officially endorse UC divestment from US companies that profit from the oppression of Palestinians.

The endorsement not only sends a message to Palestinians, their allies, and all marginalized communities that solidarity is both possible and active, but will help to clarify key dynamics of university power when UC management has already announced its opposition to disvement.

The effects of this victory, and similar victories at other campuses, will ripple through the UC for a long time to come. Congratulations and thanks to SJP. Be sure to read their statement following the vote.

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Students Attempting Direct Action at Regents Meeting. Follow reclaim UC for more!

Students block entrance of UC officials at UC San Francisco Regents meeting, November 19th 2014. Photo credit: Becca Zito, found @bexcamonster

reclaim UC is providing updates from the unfolding UC Regents meeting. The wonderful news is that students have been attempting to physically stop the Finance Committee from attending and voting at the meeting. Check out their twitter account for more!

Their website is also an excellent resource for those resisting UC privatization.

“Framing the Short-Term Strategic Landscape of the UC Tuition Hikes” from Little Red Henski

Little Red Henski contextualizes the battle over tuition at November 18th through 20th Regents meeting at UCSF. You can find the original posting: here

Recently, UC management confirmed that they would vote on Tuesday, November 13th to raise tuition over the next four years a total of 27.5%.

The hikes have been rumored for months and experienced organizers have been expecting further hikes to eventually come since the tuition freeze victory in 2012.

An extremely brief overview of that history is necessary to assess the short term strategic landscape of these hikes, from both the position of management and the position of students/workers.

The 2012 tuition freeze victory was the culmination of consistent statewide organizing of students around the UC budget which properly began in early 2009, and culminated with large actions at virtually every UC campus in preparation for, or in reaction to, the November 2009 hikes which raised tuition 32%.

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UCLA WAU Calls on Students to WALK OUT on Thursday, November 20th

On Thursday, November 20th sometime in the late morning or early afternoon the UC Regents will make their final vote raise tuition 27% over the next four years.

In an act of overt hostility against current and prospective students and in the continuation of the white supremacist transformation of the university, UC management announced their plan without ample time for students and workers to organize actions to block the vote, as happened in the past.

The timing and announcement of the vote is designed to continue the privatization agenda of the Regents, extract more money for the UC Regents’ Wall Street peers, and put you back to work as soon as possible spending money for your degree. In fact, UCLA management has already promised that they will provide you with additional loans so you can continue to enrich their friends and contribute to the death of public education long after you graduate.

In the likely event that the UC Regents continue with the plan they have already begun to execute, we are calling on undergraduate and graduate students attending classes to respond by disrupting the operation of the university and signalling to management, and fellow studentworkers, that their aggressive and racist actions will not be tolerated.

We call on organizers of events on campus scheduled for Thursday to be ready to react to the announcement, to encourage walkouts and the taking of buildings. We encourage students to demonstrate that we will not be managed when under attack, and to set a tone of escalation for the coming months as people across the state work to stop the implementation of any approved hikes and work to roll back hikes approved in the past.

We call on students to attend campus events scheduled for Thursday to encourage other attendees to move beyond walking in circles with signs and chanting to disruption of management and reclamation of space. In particular, we encourage attendance at the planned “MASS DAY OF ACTION” to take place Thursday, November 20th at 3PM in front of Royce Hall. Show up, recognize each other and our conditions, join together and fight back.

The role of managers is to manage. Do not be managed. Stand up, walk out, and disrupt all university activity.  Lecturers, teaching assistants, and workers are restricted by union agreements and potential retaliation that can result in the immediate loss of livelihood and position in the university for walking off the job. But teachers can’t teach to empty classrooms. They can’t get lessons across with students yelling, chanting, speaking, singing in the halls. Those on campus in their role as students have the most privilege and opportunity to respond with disruption. Use it.

Workers Against the University at UCI calls for Eating of UC Regents

I’m not sure if “cannibalism” is appropriate as it’s unclear whether the UC Regents are made from the same stuff we are, but either way, members of Workers Against the University at UCLA are in support of WAU at UCI’s plan to eat the regents. Their call to eat the regents is below, or you can read about it on their website: here

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UC President Janet Napolitano has proposed an annual tuition increase of 5% for every year until 2020, for undergraduate and graduate students, starting the 2015 academic year. All UC chancellors have signed on in support of this increase, which would compound to about 27% by 2019.

Following this announcement, President Napolitano claimed total ignorance of any past agreement made between the UC Regents and Governor Jerry Brown to freeze UC tuition for four years, an agreement made after the pressure of direct action by UC students and workers.

The Regents appear to be using the proposed tuition hike as a coercive tactic to pressure the state into allotting more funds for the UC. In other words, UC administration is using the lives of students and workers as bargaining chips to fund their bloated administration.

We call bullshit.

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“Predictable” By Rei Terada

Rei Terada has written a piece, titled “Predictable” which contextualizes the tuition hikes proposed for November 20th, 2014 as a predictable part of a long-standing UC agenda. It can be found at reclaimUC and is reposted below:

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by Rei Terada

Having previously agreed with Governor Brown not to raise tuition for three years ending in spring 2016, the UC Regents have now unilaterally broken the agreement. Give UC more funds, the Regents say, or we’ll raise tuition 5% in 2015–and another 5% a year for at least four years after that. While the Regents claim to negotiate on behalf of those who use the university–students, staff and faculty–their new gambit instead shows the difference between the Regents and higher Administration, on one hand, and “those who use” the university on the other. For organizations like the unions and faculty associations would of course like more funds from the legislature, too. But those groups aren’t demanding that students pay up if the legislature doesn’t. To them, it’s obvious that another tuition increase wouldn’t help California students, and that it’s counterproductive to threaten to do something counterproductive. Contrary to UCOP’s PR campaigns in favor of a “return to aid funding model” (high tuition, high aid), student debt has been rising during this period of “high aid.” It’s been shown that when working class students have to use up their Pell grants on high tuition, they wind up working longer hours and going into tens of thousands of dollars of debt for housing and living expenses. Yet this is what the Regents are willing to bring about. And Mary Gilly, the chair of the Faculty Senate, lines the Senate up behind the administration more plainly than ever by calling the tuition increase an “unfortunate” but “good option.” Continue reading